Productivity Fail

8:17 a.m. – Left for work

8:42 a.m. – Picked up gas station donuts

8:56 a.m. – Got to work four minutes early [totally sounds like this should be a productive day, non?]

9:11 a.m. – Left work to return home for surprise trampoline installation [this is when I really should have realized the day was going to shit]

10:15 a.m. – Left home for work. Again.

10:22 a.m. – Call from sitter. Sick kid.

10:42 a.m. – Arrived home. Again.

10:43 a.m. – Decided I would get day’s workload done from home. No blog tripping, no Facebooking.

10:47 a.m. – Found this video on the blog Lauren’s Bite and posted it to my Facebook.

11:12 a.m. – FakerParis posted this picture. I died for approximately one hour.

His smoking is hazardous to my health and panties

His smoking is hazardous to my health and panties

1:26 p.m. – Finally heard children crying for food. McDonald’s run.

1:57 p.m. – Watched TiVo’d episode of Matlock.

2:44 p.m. – Opened work project. Realized I was missing crucial data. Closed work project.

3:21 p.m. – Tested new trampoline to be sure it would be safe for the children.

3:47 p.m. – Opened second work project. Actually completed this one. E-mailed it to work to be sure they knew I was working from home.

5:17 p.m. – Completed Facebook quiz entitled, “What will you be doing in 10 years?” Answer [Emphasis mine]:

On Stage! 10 years from now.. you’ll be a very famous actor/actress/performer.. because of your passion fro dancing/singing/acting/entertaining others you decided to enter the world of show business.. And it was a very good decision because of your undeniably charming face people easily fall for you!

I can’t wait to get my dancing, singing ‘passion fro’; I hope it’s pink.

Not passionate, definitely 'fro

Not passionate, definitely 'fro


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2 Responses to “Productivity Fail”

  1. unintendedchoice Says:

    i love this post.
    i love that vid. and died when i saw it long ago
    thanks for your nice comment after the haters:)
    writing? what have you written? did you tell us this and i just forgot…!?

    • tiffanized Says:

      I write poetry and short stories (non-Twilight related, if you can imagine it). I am working on a trashy Twilight fan fic right now, but the task is monumental–I’d rather just sit back and read the ones that other people write.

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